{"product_id":"the-chaos-apple-magic-discordianism-for-the-postmodern-witch-paperback","title":"The Chaos Apple: Magic \u0026 Discordianism for the Postmodern Witch - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eThumper Forge\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eMichael Thomas Ford\u003c\/b\u003e (Foreword by)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDiscover the Reality-Warping Wizardry of Chaos Magic\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eJoin Thumper Forge, a Chaos Witch extraordinaire and Gardnerian Wiccan, on the wildest magical ride this side of the multiverse. He serves as your witty tour guide through the topsy-turvy realms of Chaos Witchcraft and Discordianism, where you can dance with Eris, the cosmic trickster herself.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eLearn to bend belief like a spoon, craft sigils that make the universe giggle, and summon parking spots with the grace of a sorcerer. With a wink and a cackle, Forge teaches you to embrace the absurd, harness the power of paradigm parkour, and discover why sometimes the most powerful magic comes with a side of laughter.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThumper Forge\u003c\/strong\u003e (Houston, TX) is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, an Episkopos of the Dorothy Clutterbuck Memorial Cabal of Laverna Discordia, and a notary public. He also blogs for Patheos Pagan. Learn more at ThumperForge.com.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMichael Thomas Ford\u003c\/strong\u003e is an American author of primarily gay-themed literature. He is best known for his My Queer Life series of comedic essay collections and for his award-winning novels \u003cem\u003eLast Summer\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eLooking for It\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eFull Circle\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eChanging Tides, \u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eWhat We Remember\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eFord is the author of more than fifty books for both young readers and adults. He is best known for his best-selling novels \u003cem\u003eLast Summer\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eLooking for It\u003c\/em\u003e, and \u003cem\u003eFull Circle\u003c\/em\u003e and for his five essay collections in the Trials of My Queer Life series. His work has been nominated for eleven Lambda Literary Awards, twice winning for Best Humor Book and twice for Best Romance Novel. He was also nominated for a Horror Writers Association Bram Stoker Award (for his novel \u003cem\u003eThe Dollhouse That Time Forgot\u003c\/em\u003e) and a Gaylactic Spectrum Award (for his short story \"Night of the Were Puss\").\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 264\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.7 x 7.9 x 5.2 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 08, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48335870099626,"sku":"9780738775432","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0703\/1475\/4218\/files\/lERDnaPfG49780738775432.webp?v=1779292395","url":"https:\/\/wiccancenter.com\/ja\/products\/the-chaos-apple-magic-discordianism-for-the-postmodern-witch-paperback","provider":"Wiccan Center","version":"1.0","type":"link"}